LinkedIn

A social site geared towards business adults with the same goal as any other social site where everyone tries to gather as many followers and likes. Posts are generally business related, though at times you may see memes followed by ensuing arguments in the comments section on whether or not this content should be posted in a professional medium. 

The majority of these attention seeking posts are meant to be inspirational, such as one-liners "If you wanna change the world, start by making your bed every morning"...uhh ok Ghandi, or formatted sentence by sentence with a space in-between each line about a time they did something mediocre. 

50% of LinkedIn posts are from 25-year-old Sales reps, while the other 50% of LinkedIn posts are half-assed corporate marketing posts plus a repost from the laziest employee

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Sample Linkedin Post #1

It always seems #impossible until it’s #done.

Sample Linkedin Post #2

I closed a deal today

It was the most nerve-wracking competitive sales cycle I’d ever been on

As you all may know already, I joined our cloud team 2 months ago and absorbed invaluable knowledge from my mentor on how to pitch and sell cloud

The biggest competitor was ourselves because the customer wasn’t sure whether or not to deploy on-premises or move to the cloud.

Luckily for me, I recently watched ‘Top 5 Reasons Why You Should Move To The Cloud Today!” and utilized all the nifty tips I learned to persuade the customer to move to the cloud

The moral of the story is to never stop learning and pass on your knowledge to the customer!

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